“We don’t have horses, just cats and dogs and birds and lizards and stuff”
“then bring me one large enough to ride!”
So in Norse mythology, a jötunn (frost giant) basically stole Mjolnir (Thor’s hammer) and demanded this chick Freyja be brought as his wife before he returned it.
Instead, the gods dressed Thor as a bride, pretended he was Freyja, and shipped him to the jötunn.
Has this happened in Marvel Comics yet? No? Can someone get on this hilarity?
Adorable chibi Thor ‘n’ Loki are adorable.
The way Conan O’Brien sees Thor. Take this hammer, betch!